My Ride Into Work

"If I hit the shuffle button now I bet the song will end before Mike and Mike come back from commercial."



"Is this a repeat? How is that possible? What are the odds there already being a repeat after only going through fifty songs? That's lame."

(song plays some more)

"Oh this isn't a repeat, but I think it uses the same beat from the Interlude track... why wouldn't he just combine the Interlude into the Public Service Announcement? Wouldn't that have made life easier? Make it one track instead of drawing it out into two tracks."

(more song playing)

"I want to listen to Eddie Vedder's album after this... Do rappers really give their girls their chains to wear? If this was true wouldn't we see more women with gigantic gold Jesus heads hanging from their necks? That would look ridiculous. Keep your chains to yourself rappers."

(song)

"Why do I have this overwhelming urge to continue listening to Mike and Mike talk about Jim Tressel? I don't even like college football (it's NFL all the way for me). Maybe I should pass on Eddie Vedder. This track is alright I like the beat, but I'm not sure if I'm in the mood for music right now. This song would have been cooler if Jay-Z actually retired."

(song ending)

"There is no wow moment in this song, there isn't even a hook. It's just Jay-Z being effortless, I prefer my Jay-Z to be wowing. I think I'm going to stick with Mike and Mike, I'll play Eddie Vedder later. Something to look forward to after work."

(song ends)

(for the record none of this was actually said out loud, I'm not crazy... well I'm not have full on conversation with myself out loud in my car crazy.)